Tonight, I have class, and then I'm going to see Hair. They cut the naked scene out, which disappoints me. I mean, not that I go to the theatre just to see naked people, but its part of what Hair is known for. Plus, I'd like to think that even though it was censored as "risque" back in the day, modern America could handle it. I mean, we watch naked people on t.v., why not in real life?

A little humor in Kerry-bashing. Football Fans for Truth.

And the Kerry-Letterman Top 10 Bush Tax Code Revisions:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

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